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Song Parodies -> "I Think I'm Turning Into Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"I Think I'm Turning Japanese"

Original Performer:

The Vapors

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I'm Turning Into Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Mouse

The Lyrics

An ode to my favorite food.. ^_^
I've got your picture of me and you
And your wrapper and nutrition facts too
I sit there eat and there's nothing else to do
I love your color
Cheddar is orange
Feta is white
And soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you up on the shelf
I asked the grocer to take your picture
So I can look at you when I'm by myself
You've got me eating up and eating down
and eating square and eating round

I'm turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
Turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
I'm turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
Turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you up on the shelf
I asked the grocer to take your picture
So I can look at you when I'm by myself
You've got me eating up and eating down
And eating square and eating round

I'm turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
Turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
I'm turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
Turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so

No brie, no sardo, no mixte, no cheddar
No blue, no Swiss, no you, no wonder it's stark
Every food around me is a total stranger
Every food avoids me like I'm a danger
Every food..

That's why I'm turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
Turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
I'm turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so
Turning into cheese
I think I'm turning into cheese
I really think so...
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Snaggletoth - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you gonna cut the cheese I think you gonna cut the cheese I really think so :-) :-) .-) HavenŽt thought of this song in years, and now IŽll never think about it the (old) way again.
Yoness - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody was really Gouda.
PF4Eva - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You must be Swiss. That was a really Gouda parody.
Phil Alexander - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
No, definitely not Swiss: no holes in this parody ;-)

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