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Song Parodies -> "All Our Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Drown In My Own Tears"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Smithereens

Parody Song Title:

"All Our Farts"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Gross parody time!
There's a scent in the bathroom that tells me you're there
as in the pearly toilet that we often share
there's a time I remember when you ate some beans
memories of the methane much stronger than greens

Maybe I won't be afraid to go in after you
maybe I will open up my nose
and I will inhale all my farts
inhale all my farts

There's a place where we go to eat everyday
and a time when we have to poop when on our way
then I smell all the methane as I'm passing out
in a room full of flatulence you pass about

Maybe I won't be afraid to go in after you
maybe I will open up my nose
and I will inhale all your farts
inhale all your farts

There's a smell in the bedroom that tells me you're there
as in the comfy blankets that we always share
there's a time I remember when you cut the cheese
memories of the methane much fouler than grease

Maybe I won't be afraid to go in after you
maybe I will open up my nose
and I will inhale all our farts
inhale all my farts
inhale all your farts
inhale all our farts
inhale all my farts
inhale all your farts
inhale all our farts*
*It fades on the last lyrical line.

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Red Ant - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Step-chan, I'll be honest here man, besides the DKTOS factor this is a *bit" overwhelming even for me. Actually it is the hydrogen sulfide (and a few other things) not methane that gives farts their obnoxious odor. You bottom comment is unintentioally hilarious though, think about it. ;-)
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
All is good, I didn't actually know what caused the odor in that sort of thing myself. It just fit the pacing word wise(you can say the parody was wrote without knowlegde, I never bothered to look up what caused it anyway because I never really wondered what). Thanks for the info and the comment, Poopy Longstocking has made nothing but gross parodies, I was bound to make a very gross one sooner or later. =)
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a good thing I submitted this one, I learned something new from it. =)
Billy hoyle - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, i know that Poopy LS has only made gross parodies; but he/she/it/potato hasn't made any lately. I wonder if he/she/it/potato has died.
I guess a lot of people DKTOS here; that probably explains why there's no votes here.
ChuckyG - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
if you don't know the song, SHAME, SHAME on you all... The Smithereens were a killer band, way better than most of their peers when they hit the top of the charts.
huh?? - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Did the real ChuckyG make the above comment?
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I'm the only one to do any parodies of Smithereens songs(I have a 4th one done as well, will be submitting it next week). Thanks for the comments everyone! =)

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