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Song Parodies -> "A Pair Of Mammaries"

Original Song Title:

"Only A Memory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Smithereens

Parody Song Title:

"A Pair Of Mammaries"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

A self-explanatory parody.
My time is planned to be with you
I think about what we can do
I search the room and find you there
you're in your bra and underwear
I see..

A pair of mammaries, and I can tell they're double-Ds
a pair of mammaries, on which I am snuggling
a pair of mammaries, a pair of mammaries

In a room you show and want to share
you take my hand and place it there
and now I want to play a game
where I puff-puff* them on my face
they are..

A pair of mammaries, and I can tell they're double-Ds
a pair of mammaries, can I puff-puff on them please?
a pair of mammaries, a pair of mammaries

They are..

A pair of mammaries, and I can tell they're double-Ds
a pair of mammaries, on which I am snuggling
a pair of mammaries, a pair of mammaries

We start to giggle while we play
you tell me I can always stay
now I am much too snug to move
and I am in a loving mood
they are..

A pair of mammaries, and I can tell they're double-Ds
a pair of mammaries, on which I am snuggling
a pair of mammaries, a pair of mammaries

A pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)
a pair of mammaries(a pair of mammaries)

Mammaries.. mammaries.. mammaries..

*Puff-puff is a Dragon ball reference.

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Red Ant - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I've used this pun before, but this is the breast parody I've read today (so far). Try changing up the choruses and outro some though, even if a little (I know, hard to do with a repetitive OS).
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, it is hard to get alot good lyrics out of this song. I'm the only one to submit any Smithereens song parodies so far. With doing my Hairspray Queen parody, I will try to vary it as much as I can(which will be even harder, they're isn't alot of variety in that song).
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote and comment. =) I forgot to type that in my last post, my bad!

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