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Song Parodies -> "Only A Hell Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Only A Memory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Smithereens

Parody Song Title:

"Only A Hell Kitty"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This is loosely based off of a game called "Makai Kingdom" for PS2, it's a game I don't own. I had just enough info to do this parody, which is intentionally silly and dark.
My mind is filled with plans for you
I think of what I'll have you do
equip your sword so you can last
the shoes you wear make you run fast
you are...

Only a hell kitty, assassin to the enemy
destroy the enemy, slice them up as you need be
only a hell kitty, only a hell kitty

In a world that's dark, there is no fear
your foes run off and get a spear
and now you have to play a game
where you pursue and make them pay
you are...

Only a hell kitty, assassin to the enemy
destroy the enemy, make sure they are history
only a hell kitty, only a hell kitty

You are...

Only a hell kitty, assassin to the enemy
destroy the enemy, slice them up as you need be
only a hell kitty, only a hell kitty

Why should it matter when you die?
I'll resurrect you on the fly
and now you need to train again
you know you're worthy of my sin
you are...

Only a hell kitty, assassin to the enemy
destroy the enemy, slice them up as you need be
only a hell kitty, only a hell kitty

Only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)
only a hell kitty
(destroy the enemy)

Hell kitty, hell kitty, hell kitty...
Originally inspired by my Game Informer magazine which has some tips for this game, including how to use "Hell Kitties"(equiping them with a good katana and a pair of shoes).

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Red Ant - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Good rhyming here, I don't own the game or a PS2 though.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I own a PS2, but I don't own the game. I was reading strategies for Makai Kingdom in Gameinformer magazine, that's what gave me the idea.
Camron Mcnsughtan - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
The author of this is such a preemo guy good job man!
Stephen Harrington - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Camron!

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