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Song Parodies -> "Why We Write About Poo"

Original Song Title:

"What I Like About You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Romantics

Parody Song Title:

"Why We Write About Poo"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Hey!
Uh huh!
Hey!
Uh huh!

Why we write about poo!
It's dookie every day!
We know you can relate to it cause
Everybody poops they say! Yeah!

Keep on telling us loud and clear
Lots of votes for songs involving the rear
Well it's true!
That's why we write about poo!

Why we write about poo!
Cause we can't write about sex!
Chucky G approves the songs believe me man he
Always checks! Yeah!

Keep on whimpering in your beer
Potty humor isn't what you wanna hear
Well screw you!
You're stuck with tripe about poo!

Hey!

Didn't always write about poo!
But now that's rectified!
Toiled on it long and hard and now we're
Really flush with pride! Yeah!

Why keep dooing the things we doo?
Cause there's lots of things that rhyme with poo!
Such as spew!
That's why we write about poo! (repeat lots)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha, you said rectified. Ha.
Johnny D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehheh you said "tripe" hehheh hehheh you said "spew" hehheh 5's
mac - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the time the old beatnick Allen Ginsberg came to read his poetry at my college. I didn't go, but I was a little curious, so on my way back to the dorm after getting a snack, I stuck my head in the auditorium door just in time to hear him read the last part of his last line. He said, "... a warm feeling in my asshole". The aging hippies and professors in the audiance burst into standing ovation... funniest thing I ever saw.
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Somebody voted 5-3-1 on this. Go figure.

"Toiled." "Flush." Heh heh. Thank you for hopefully putting an end (rim shot) to this genre.
Olvan The Terrible - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh heh. "Rim shot."
Peregrin - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I crapped myself when I read this!
Steven Cavanagh - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rectified was brilliant. Give this man 5s, procto!
Jack Wilson - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Claude! 5's
sloatead - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-4-4, only because i don't normally like this type of parody, but that's just me
Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Certainly can't poo-poo this one!
Claude Prez - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
tanx all
Christian Spindler - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Come on torey! I wanna write it! WAAAAAAAAAH! (Awkward Silence) (Sticks hands in pockets) (Looks at TV) Heehee! Looks at TV! (Staring at monitor stupidly) HEY! LEY ME WRITE TJ! Aight! Here goes: THAT IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT POOH..... THAT IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT POO Awww who cares 555 da da da da da do do do do do do da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
In the Eyes of the Professor - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
How could somebody give this parody an overall vote of one when the other votes are five and at least three? Um, the average of 5 and 3 is 4...

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