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Song Parodies -> "Smart Me Up"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Smart Me Up"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

if you smart me up...if you smart me up...bad talk, i'll stop
if you smart me up...if you smart me up...bad talk, i'll stop
i've been learnin' not...my speech is sickly...and my spiels, all slop
if you smart me up...if you smart me up..bad talk, i'll stop

my english just don't fly

my hopes are foiled...i say "i seen"
i ain't smooth...i don't conjugate too keen
smart me up...if you smart me up
i ain't retarded...give it all i got...i got ...i got
i'm incomplete...i'm a failure when i try to speak
i just foul it up
i don't like it...i despise it...when i muff it up

my english just don't fly

can't get it straight...my language, green
if it went easy, i'd redeem self esteem

smart me up...you smart me up...learn me "have" and "got"
please make me ever clever...not a flop
ever clever...smartened up

my english just don't fly

sounds like i'm dim...like i can't read
i could go places if i'm ever clever...keen

learn me up...start today...and i'll refuse to stop...till the top
learn me up...gimme props...gimme props...gimme props

my english just don't fly

i am a said man dumb
i am a said man dumb

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Adagio - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Proper English holding you back? lol funny parody. 5's
Yoidy - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Smartin' from the grammar. Funny 5s
AFW - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You already sound pretty wise, to me...
Ann Hammond - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Smart him up ooh ooh
MrMacphisto - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Smart and funny as well...
Hollajuku - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel smart enough to vote 5-5-5 on this.
alvin - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks adagio yoidy AFW ann mr. macphisto and hollajuku
albert - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
"Smart me up", just like the artificial intelligence company (http://www.smartmeup.org ) ?

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