Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Start It Up (The '87 Horizon Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Start It Up (The '87 Horizon Song)"

Parody Written by:

Paul II Pres.R Inc.

The Lyrics

This is a song about a car that won't start, I'm sure everyone can relate
If you start it up
If you start it up, It never starts
If you start it up
If you start it up It never starts
It's been in the cold
If you get it running then you're on a roll
If you start it up
If you start it up it never starts, never starts, never starts, never starts
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
Turn the starter, pump the gasoline
It don't run smoothly, now you got a flooded machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Turn on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with fuel injection and engine heat
The hood goes up
You can try to fix it up, fix it up, fix it up, fix it up.
Don't make a grown man cry
Don't make a grown man cry
Don't make a grown man cry
My tools rotate, the fluids are green
My hands are greasy
Maybe now I can start my machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Give it all you got
ah man, it never, never, never starts
Never, never
Start it up
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry

Now, you gotta walk at double speed
To get on time to where you have, have, to be
Start it up
Love the day when this car starts, it never starts
Never starts, never starts

Never starts, never starts, never starts
You, you, you can you buy me a new car
You, you please buy me a new car
You, you please buy me a new car

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 2
 
 4   2
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/therollingstones0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 426