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Song Parodies -> "Saliva"

Original Song Title:

"Kaw-Liga"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Residents

Parody Song Title:

"Saliva"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Why would I decide to do two different parodies of two different versions of an old country ditty about a wooden Indian head standing in front of an antique store? Because I can. Dktos? Check the video (Definitely NOT Hank Williams) at http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=4RKtFphBdTs THEN, check my other parody "Pajamas" elsewhere on amiright.
Oh you saliva, a germ-filled Petri dish
With that saliva, you might not want to kiss
Causes some to shudder, and some blushing red
Saliva comes dripping from your head


Saliva is the liquidy enzyme comin’ out through pores
Inside your mouth, an aid to digestions and coats your lips when sore
Saliva! That’s gross, dude, you shouldn’t let it show
Just keep it in your mouth now, won’t you bro?

My baby sucks his pacifier then causes some to gawk
When he takes it out, his chin is slick as he begins to talk
Saliva! It’s slobber, but you all don’t need to whine
Wipe him with a towel and he’ll be fine

Saliva’s often drooled at the dentist—the shot of novocain
Makes you lose much dignity to avoid phy-sic-al pain
Saliva! You tried hard to spit out in their bowls
But it all ends up all over your clothes


Now one day I had me a lover who become oh so afraid
Of the moisture that flew from my lips, I accidentally sprayed
Saliva! Now that is strange for her to be
Considering where her tongue was recently

Ew that saliva that transferred when we kissed
Oh that saliva, a finely flying mist
Is it any wonder diseases get spread?
Saliva, the cooties that get bred!


Oh you saliva, a germ-filled Petri dish
With that saliva, you might not want to kiss
Causes some to shudder, and some blushing red
Saliva comes dripping from your head!
Saliva comes dripping from your head!

Saliva comes dripping from your head!

Saliva comes dripping from your head!…
Copyright 2011, Agrimorfee

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Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but you did a good job matching with it and this may be the best parody about saliva I have read, nice work!
Mark Scotti - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) 5 5 5 for D N A!!
Matthias - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
You and your unusual topics! I love it! Spitting image of a fine parody here.
Blaydeman - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm drooling over this one LOL!
D-Mon - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Strange topic choice, pretty funny though.
bobpiecheese - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Amusing how a song that samples Billie Jean comes after the actual Billie Jean in this contest, huh? Anyway, surprisingly good parody given the subject matter. 555 for you!
Syncronos - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) And I thought my 'Hand' parody was outta left field...this is awesomley weird and strangely awesome all at the same time
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
@bobpiecheese: I was hoping someone would notice that!
Below Average Dave - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Turning Billie Jean into an exotic, almost Egyptian sounding background is actually pretty fun. . .the lyrics were very strange, your lyrics were actually easier to follow than TOS. . .very strange TOS. . .but I liked it in a weird way:) Your parody is good Agri, strange, but good
Jeff Reuben - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Glad you picked this, I was unfamiliar with the OS. I agree with Dave's assessment, good parody, and weird. Which is good.
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Everyone should go find Pajamas (as described above) and see how the parodies compare. I purposely set out to do the Hank Williams version light and cute, while writing the The Residents one as dark and creepy.

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