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Song Parodies -> "Old Age Virginity"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Lobotomy"

Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Old Age Virginity"

Parody Written by:

Phred Phlips

The Lyrics

Every sort of sexual variety is coming out of the closet, but there's one condition that is still too shameful to discuss in public.
"Virginity, Virginity, Virginity, Virginity!
Celibacy took an oath of me
Life was stuck in purity
Afraid someone will spread the news
That I still have "it" to lose
All the chicks avoiding me
I'm an old age virginity
Priests and nuns kept after me
Don't offend your G.O.D.
They'd sure be pleased if I tell 'em
Never drew my Parabellum
Avoided nasty S.T.D.
I'm an old age virginity
Virginity, virginity, virginity, virginity
S.E.X. sure avoided me
So am I a real sickie?
Better off if I were gay
Wouldn't be ashamed to say
But pussy keeps avoiding me
I'm an old age virginity

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Rob Arndt - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm not gonna even ask WHERE you got the idea for this one from?!?!???!!!

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