-> "I Wanna Eat Cicadas"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Eat Cicadas"
The Lyrics
Seven-seven-seven-teen years to go
I wanna eat cicadas
No bugs to chew 'til they return, ohh
I wanna eat cicadas
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Fly me fly me fly me, to tasty bug terrain
I can't control my hunger, no more can I abstain
Oh no, oh oh oh oh
Seven-seven-seven-teen years to go
I wanna eat cicadas
No bugs to chew 'til they return, ohh
I wanna eat cicadas
Feel like I'm in a coma, lusting for those bugs
Got cicada pictures, on T-shirts and on mugs
I'll bring along my grandma, I'll bring along my pugs
Woof woof, bow wow, oh oh
Seven-seven-seven-teen years to go
I wanna eat cicadas
No bugs to chew 'til they return, ohh
I wanna eat cicadas
I love their little red eyes, I love how they glow
Mating mating mating, they sure put on a show
I'll scrape 'em off the sidewalk, I'll cook 'em really slow
Yum yum, saute on low
Seven-seven-seven-teen years to go
I wanna eat cicadas
No bugs to chew 'til they return, ohh
I wanna eat cicadas
They taste so much like almonds, oh I love them so
Put them in a curry, or roll them in a dough
Their exo-skeleton shells, they make my colon go
Crunch crunch, grunt grunt, yo HO!
Yum-yum-bugga, yum-a-yum-bugga, I wanna eat cicadas
Yum-yum-bugga, yum-a-yum-bugga, I wanna eat cicadas
Yum-yum-bugga, yum-a-yum-bugga, I wanna eat cicadas
Yum-yum-bugga, yum-a-yum-bugga, I wanna eat cicadas
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