-> "(I Need) Cash, I'll Hock It"
Original Song Title:
"Brass in Pocket"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(I Need) Cash, I'll Hock It"
The Lyrics
I need cash, I’ll hock it
That blender, I never use it
Old tape deck, to scrape up some bucks
Gonna take them, take them, to the pawn shop
My action figure collection
My X-Box 360 and
First season of Weeds* DVDs
Gonna take them, take them, to the pawn shop
Gonna pawn my art
Gonna pawn my kegs
Gonna pawn my steins
Gonna pawn my widescreen
Gonna pawn my bling, yeah
Gonna pawn my, my, Christmas decorations
Oh-oh, ‘cause I really need the cash
Anybody ‘round here
Wan’ buy my trash
I’m broke man (broke man), so broke man (broke man)
Oh won’t you please help me so this bloke can
Pay the rent now
My old laptop that overheats
Big fish tank, not cleaned
Some toe rings, and stinky tap shoes
Gonna take them, take them, to the pawn shop
Gonna pawn my darts
Gonna pawn my lens
Gonna pawn my flies**
Gonna pawn my pipe set
I’ll pawn anything, yeah
Even pawn my, my, toys for masturbation***
Oh-oh, cause I, really need the dough
Anybody out there
Wan’ help this bro’
I’m busted (busted), so busted (busted)
Until I get my income adjusted
This is my plea
‘Cause I, really need some loot
Can somebody help with
My coin pursuit
I’m bankrupt (bankrupt), so hard up (hard up)
I’m on the street sitting with a tin cup
Can you help me?
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