Song Parodies -> Every Law You Break

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

  
Parody Song Title:

"Every Law You Break"

Parody Written by:

Mattiotto

This is a play on the original band's name The Police, as it is a parody of their famous hit "Every Breath You Take" but my version is entitled "Every Law You Break" and it also contains a parody section of P. Diddy's rap version of the song, enjoy.
Every law you break,
Every life you take,
Every toy you break,
Or I.D you fake,
We’ll be watching you.

In the court today,
Crime is gonna pay,
Everyone you slay,
In this cell you’ll stay,
Coz we have busted you!

Oh can’t you see,
On walls you cannot wee?
Coz every car you take’s,
Another law you break!

Every illegal tape,
Every drug you take,
And that vow you'll make,
That you'll return that snake!
We’ll be watching you

Since you’ve been gone, we’ve been searching but lost your trace,
Wanted posters, stuck up that reveal your face,
We look around and we won’t give up, no, not this case,
We keep searching non-stop, we’ll find you…

(Rap)
Seems like yesterday I was locked away,
I was behind bars without a say,
But I’m gonna break out soon, maybe today!
Notorious, for my crimes you know,
Got me a 100GB I-Pod Nano (uh-huh)
I stole it from some dude who live in my ghetto,
There’s bout a million other crimes that I’ve committed,
Had a driver’s license, now I’m not permitted (that’s right).
But tonight is gonna be the night,
If you open up them gates, please don’t have a fright,
Coz my crew are gonna be there lookin’ for a fight!
They’ll bail me out, and I’m free tonight!
Hard to deal with me, they can’t conceal,
Can’t imagine how embarrassed they all feel,
They’re most wanted criminal has just ran away (ran away),
With all of their cash, whilst they drifted away!
(Yeah!)

Every move you make (uh-huh),
And eyeballs you rake (that’s right),
Every prison break,
You attempt to make,
We’ll be watching you!

Justice will prevail,
When you abuse ale,
Every car you take,
You’re inside that’s great,
We have busted you!

Every life you take,
Every toy you break,
And I.D’s you fake,
Every car you take,
We’ll be watching you.
Every eye you rake,
Every wall you stain,
And selling raw steak,
Every drug you make,
We’ll be watching you…
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Dylan Baranski - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever play on the band's name! 5-5-5.
Ann Hammond - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Jeff Reuben - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad. Works well with the OS, and the Original Band's name.
Susanna Viljanen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Big Sister is voting you. 555 years without parole.
John Barry - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the rap insert, but I thought it was well written.
A. Chan - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh man, I thought up of one or two lines found in this parody by myself, but no way could I have done something as good. And THEN I noticed, hey, the band's name was "the police". Made me laugh. Great lyrics, love parodies I do, just a little concerned with the timing. 4-5-5

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