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Song Parodies -> "Fairytales Are For Dorks"

Original Song Title:

"Fairytale Of New York"

Parody Song Title:

"Fairytales Are For Dorks"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It was so annoying I tosses and turned
A bad dream came to me,could be aggressive though
Although a bad pixie stuns me with poison gas
I run so far away,had to wear a mask

Jack and Jill rolling down the hill from the way up
Little Miss Muffet eating her curds and Wayne
The merry old soul of Old King Cole
Is staring at baby bear,things'll never be the same

Papa Bear barred none,even Mama Bear said
When Goldie Locks hassled you,don't get way too upset
A "hey diddle diddle" thing you're seeing soon
You'll see that the cow jumps over the moon

You were living in a big shoe with an old lady too
All the kids started playing,but except for you
You're punished for telling lies just to make them swearing
The Little Jack Horner,stucks his thumb in this

The plum of a pumpkin pie thing,that Horner really had
And the plum was taken out,pathetic lad

You are mean,you're obscene,you're just a crawling spleen
Little dumb kittens just lost their mittens,I trust
You fairytale stupid guy who's very putrid
Have a bad day you crud,the fairytales are dud

I could have left a choice,something can be annoyed
The fairytales are numb,a bad dream to see
You liked them when you were a very worthless child
Hated them for awhile,some are very shy to me

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viva la spatula guitarist - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
how many times!!!!!! a dork is a whales penis, godd parody though

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