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Song Parodies -> "Your Cough"

Original Song Title:

"Your Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Outfield

Parody Song Title:

"Your Cough"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

April 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic Parody
Josie's on a cruise ship that's far away
And it’s filled with the Corona
In her guest room's where she'll have to stay
You know she wants nightmare to be over
I just want to use my gloves tonight
I don’t want to catch your cough tonight

I ain't got any friends near to talk to
We're in a social distance bubble
You know I guess we could hang through Zoom
Stay at home and and make my drink a double
I just want to use my gloves tonight
I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

Try to stop the germs from spreading
The tickle in my throat has made me tense.
It's been a week and I've been all alone
But I'm scared of the way I'm feeling

As you're cleaning please would you wipe the door
And don't forget the light switch too
Just used my free time to write this song
I need a shoulder to cry upon
I just want to use my gloves tonight
I don’t want to catch your cough tonight
I just want to use my gloves tonight
I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

I just want to use my gloves tonight
I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.
Use your gloves, use your gloves, your cough!
I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.
(I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna)
Catch your cough tonight (your cough)
Catch your cough tonight (your cough)
Catch your cough tonight (your cough)
(Catch your) I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

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