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Song Parodies -> "Crosswords"

Original Song Title:

"Crossroads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Crosswords"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

One of the least-known Offspring songs, way back from '89.
Times came here today
And now I may wonder
Whats a 4-letter word for "Pie"?
Cause I always thought
That it was "Pastry"
2 down calls to me
It could be a hundred things...
"A Popular Clothing Style"
I'd guess but I know I'd get it wrong

Can't do this alone
Crosswords here every day
They're so damn impossible and
I just got another one.

Can't do this alone
Crosswords here every day
They're so damn impossible and
I just got another one.

Through it all
My mind still wonders
"Who played Han Solo?"
Saw the movie yesterday, but
Mind's blank..
I can't believe...

Missed it again, again, again

Will I ever finish all those
Crossword books that I have
My mind's fuzz,
My pens out of ink
No more...
I can't believe

It's been a long time since I got this one

I still want to know... want to know
Oh can you please help me?
Crossroads kill me.

Now I have to put my books away
And find another day
When I have a friend who can help me
Though I bet my ass
I wont find my way
I finished all but four
Thats the best I could do...
The best I could do!
Some people say
I'm just wasting time
But that's not what worries me,
I just got another one...

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