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Song Parodies -> "El Paso"

Original Song Title:

"Elvira"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Oak Ridge Boys

Parody Song Title:

"El Paso"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

El Paso, El Paso,
Down in West Texas,
Old El Paso

At Rosa's cantina, met a Spanish girl
She was sweet petite, coal black hair with a curl
Her dancin' got me reelin', love the way she'd whirl
She could do a fine El Paso twirl

Now I'm singin'
El Paso, El Paso
Her body flexes
In El Paso

Titty up, hot mama, hot mama, wow wow
Titty up, hot mama, hot mama, wow wow
I won't give her a-way..

A wild cowboy impressed her
He rode in just like the wind
Tall and dashing, daring, unshaven with fuzz,
Yes he was..

With her, a drink he's sharing
And she acts like for him she's caring
So I got mad the way a cowboy does..

I challenged him in
El Paso, El Paso,
Our guns will fire in El Paso

Titty up, hot mama, hot mama, wow wow
Titty up, hot mama, hot mama, wow wow
I won't give her a-way..

And so we face each other, bravely standing in the street
I had never fired a gun in my life
But could not be a coward,
So now, I'm graved and flowered
And that sharpshooter's made my girl his wife

I'm ghostly singin'
El Paso, El Paso,
Up on boothill in El Paso

Titty up, hot mama, hot mama, wow wow
Titty up, hot mama, hot mama, wow wow
Couldn't dodge that bullet, no way

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Old Man Ribber - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - The only question here is which one of these cleverly flipped songs got the best of the deal ;D
WarrenB - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice work and clever wording, especially 'graved and flowered.' 5's.
AFW - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, and Warren..appreciate your v&c
Mark Scotti - October 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The "shell flipper" has everybody going. Great job on this side of the flip...
AFW - October 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark
Michael Pacholek - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Squeezing 14 verses into 2, and coming out with 3, is pretty impressive. I can't wait to see how you do it the other way around.
AFW - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael
MsPityTaTa - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
So sorry that you're just a ghost/Host, Sir L'Air de Ghost
AFW - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks t o you, Ms PTT

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