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Song Parodies -> "26 Lines About 16 Husbands"

Original Song Title:

"88 Lines About 44 Women"

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Parody Song Title:

"26 Lines About 16 Husbands"

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The Lyrics

A song about 16 imaginary characters I've "dated."
Zim was an alien and came from Planet Irk
Spock was half Vulcan half human, his best friend was Kirk
Freddy was a pedophile, dumped me for a 5-year-old
Jason was a rotting zombie
Had hydrocephalus, growing mold
Dib openly hated Zim
He's a paranormal boy
Chucky was a living doll
Literally my toy
Pinhead had a special way of turning pain to pleasure
Liked to whip me, tie me up
Used chains and whips for measure
Damien and Pip were lovers
Son of Satan, British lad
Mandark was raised by hippies
He and Dexter got along bad
Jack Spicer was a rich evil genius
Silver spoon and a black skull plate
Michael hardly ever spoke
Killed his sister, he was great
Crypto was a Furon guy
Abducted me and knocked me up
Dracula was a vampire
Liked to drink blood from a cup
Edward Cullen, somewhat missed
I chose you to end this list
26 lines about 16 husbands

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Old Man Ribber - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Goth - This would make quite a novel ;D

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