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Song Parodies -> "Hit The Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss The Girl"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid Walt Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Hit The Girl"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

A parody involving a dysfunctional couple, a woman who always puts her man down. This song is probably what the man might be thinking when this is going on. PS. I actually dont beleive in this course of action, its just the idea for this parody and chosen song was just too funny not to write down.
Concussion
Stings
Swing
Hurl

There you see her
Always getting in your face
She does have a lot to say
So you have to go sort her
And you do know why
And your dying to try
Go on and HIT THE GIRL

Yes go slap her
Shut her up, you sure want to
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way - just smack her
She wont shut her trap
Saying all the words
Go on and HIT THE GIRL

Swing for the cow
Shala la-la-la-la-Slap
My, oh my
He sure ain’t to shy
He’s gone an kicked the girl
Shala la-la-la-la-Smack
My that’s mad
She in pain, to bad
You shouldn’t diss me girl

Take a moment
Look at her you stop to soon
She swollen like a balloon
Oh man you feel better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Because you hit the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-Slap
Now she scared
You got your boot prepared
Go on and kick the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-Slap
don’t stop now
Do try to knock her out
You shouldn’t diss me girl

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Now stay strong
Listen to the song
The song say hit the girl
Shala la-la-la-la-Smack
In your face
Put that girl in her place
Go on and HIT THE GIRL

You’ve got to hit the girl
Why don’t you kick the girl
You gotta nut the girl
Go on and hit the girl

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Christie Marie M - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Seen lot of issues like that in the Maury show, where men hit their wives to gain respect from them. When my bro and I used to fight when we were kids, my brother used to hit me a whole lot after I hit him a few times. But he don't hit me no more.
Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Your new parody looks like a "hit"!!!
Gari J - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi Christie MM what a nice time you and your bro had lol Love the one liners Mscotti Thanks both

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