-> "Osama bin Laden's Under The Sea!"
Original Song Title:
"Under The Sea"
Parody Song Title:
"Osama bin Laden's Under The Sea!"
Parody Written by:
Ulatekh
The Lyrics
Al-Qaeda, listen to me
Our jihad movement, it's a mess
We mostly just kill our own
And Egypt fell without any of our help
Did you know there's an Arab Spring
All over the Middle East
Of all the ones who take credit
Yeah, we can take it the least
They sacrificed for our movement
And this didn't cost a dime
But it's not my problem no more
Because now I spend my time
Under the sea
Under the sea
All of my wishes
Eaten by fishes
Gradually
I used to love creating fear
But I am much happier here
While I am bloatin'
Not really floatin'
Under the sea
Oh sure, I do miss my mansion
Both a fort and a prison
I sure wish you could have had one
Or any of my women
But don't you know that you're lucky
I cheered every single time
I heard you blew yourselves up
I fondly recall it all
Under the sea
Under the sea
Suddenly I die
And now here I lie
So peacefully
I used to be the big bad Sheik
But now my head has sprung a leak
The fight was a rout
Forever I pout
Under the sea (under the sea)
Under the sea (under the sea)
I had no courage
I now acknowledge
So grudgingly
And when they figure out the code
They'll have an intel mother lode
Al-Qaeda is done
But I'm having fun
Under the sea
I declared jihad
The U.S. got mad
When I picked a fight
I lost really bad
How could I have known
You would shock and awe
And put me back in my place
(Yeah)
One day I got brave
And hit the towers
I thought you would all
Just wilt like flowers
But the last ten years
Have been my worst fears
I'm gone without a trace
(Instrumental)
Under the sea
Under the sea
Now I've passed on
You must all go on
Alone without me
I leave to you a lot of sand
In the most God-forsaken land
Lamenting your woes
While I decompose
Under the sea
Jihad it ceases
I go to pieces
Under the sea
My warriors cry
As I putrefy
It's my new mission
Decomposition
No more will I roam
Here in my new home
Under the sea
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