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Song Parodies -> "My Precious"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"My Precious"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Ooh, I need the One Ring, One Ring
Give it back to me- it's mine, precious
Try to go to Mordor-run, Mordor-run
Don't throw it in Mt. Doom-it's mine, precious
Never gonna stop 'til I get it in my hands-es
Gonna try to catch them nasty Baggins-es
Mine, mine, mine!!!!!
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious

Never should have let it go, let it go
I lost in my old dark cave, precious
Hobbit's name was Bilbo, was Bilbo
Took the thing that I most crave, precious
Couldn't guess what it had - in its pockets-es
Dirty, cheating, thieves, them nasty hobbits-es
Mine, mine, mine!
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious,
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious

(Nazgul solo)

Come a little closer- yes, closer-yes!
Close enough- I'll put out your eyes, precious
Kill the fat hobbit-yes, kill him yes!
I'll squeeze its nasssty neck 'til it dies, precious
No, we mustn't try it or, kill-us-they will-instead
Maybe 'She' can do it-Yes!, Take it after they're both dead!!
Mine, Mine, Mine!!! -
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious,
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious,
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious,
Mm-mm-mm- My Precious..................

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 18

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 3   2
 4   6
 5   8

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twnkltoes - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome! LOTR rules!
Alex - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing would have been more clear if you'd stretched the word precious to something like "pah-recious." Really funny, 4/5/5. Personally, I don't like LOTR, but at least Gollum kept the thing from being a total snoozer (books and movies).
cygna - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep, that's Gollum to a tea. BTW, when 2 Towers came out I went to the theater wearing elf ears. Not a costume, just the ears. Is that weird?
Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Despite my enough-already attitude toward the Tolkien canon (not that it's bad, just overplayed), this was very good. Cygna: You went to a LOTR film wearing elf ears, and you ask is that weird? Compared to WHAT??? Some people actually have plastic surgery to make their ears pointed because they love "Star Trek." If you'd walked into the room in the theater showing "ST: Nemesis" by mistake, anybody who noticed, let alone cared, would've thought them to be Vulcan (or Romulan) ears. We've all got our own little cult fantasies, but beware their dark sides, young padawan. (Tolkien didn't live long enough to see "Star Wars," just "Star Trek," though if he did see it, his thoughts on it are apparently lost in a transporter buffer.)
Yoness - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments. Alex: Gollum definately drives that whole story and has the most character. Cygna: I agree the Michael about the ears. Weirdness is relative. If weird means being a little different and having some personality, thats a good thing.
suzy - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
. . . or if weird means wearing fake ears to resemble a fictional character then i guess that's ok too. clever song, however.
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Despite my being sick of the Ring cycle, this one gets funnier every time I see it. Too bad I already voted, I think it was all 3s. I'd probably give it a 4-5-4 now.
Ithilgwenn - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
good parody! on the subject of plastic surgery to make your ears elvish... i did it!!!!
ChuckyG - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been playing with something to record the amount of page views particular parodies receive each day, and um, for some reason this one was viewed 175 times today (despite gaining no new comments/votes), kinda funny.
Johnny D - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
"Nazgul solo" - LOL, this one is whacked!! Funny stuff!

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