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Song Parodies -> "They Don't Write Em Like That At The Guard"

Original Song Title:

"The Breakup Song (they Don't Write Em Like That Anymore)"

Original Performer:

The Greg Kihn Band

Parody Song Title:

"They Don't Write Em Like That At The Guard"

Parody Written by:

Michael Harlow

The Lyrics

We went on the air with this just because we could,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And the story would nail George Bush it would fix him good.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And then someone watched the segment, he was a computer nerd.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
It was a forgery, done up in MS Word.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

They don't write 'em like that at the Guard
They just don't write 'em like that at the Guard

We'd been doing stuff like this for a million years,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
But now it feels so strange to be the one who fears.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
See, I got a call from a guy I used to know.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And now I'm staring at the ratings as they're hitting so low
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

They don't write 'em like that at the Guard
They just don't write 'em like that at the Guard.

Mmmm, now ?
I begin trying to help Democrats
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Cause it's so easy to do that they won't catch your ass.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

They don't write 'em like that at the Guard.
No, they just don't write 'em like that at the Guard.
Oh, they don't write 'em like that at the Guard.
They just don't write 'em like that at the Guard.
They just don't, no they don't, no no, uh-uh,
They just don't write 'em like that at the Guard.

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