-> "Pols Smart, Lobster Smarter"
Original Song Title:
"Man Smart, Woman Smarter"
Parody Song Title:
"Pols Smart, Lobster Smarter"
The Lyrics
Politician and a lobster together
See which one is smarter
Some say Pols
But I say no
Politicians rock and them lobsters roll
It ain't me,
It's,
The people that say,
Politi-cians lead us astray
I say,
That,
A lobster today's
Smarter than the pols in every way!
That's right!
A lobster is smarter!
A lobster is smarter - that's right!
Senator Kerry, in the corner, he cry
Dubya come and ask him why
He said "A lobster won my chess game, dude!"
Dubya said "Lobster beat me too!"
It ain't me,
It's,
The people that say,
Politi-cians lead us astray
I say,
That,
A lobster today's
Smarter than the pols in every way!
That's right!
A lobster is smarter!
A lobster is smarter - that's right!
Ever since
The world began
Politics has always been enslaving man
The lobsters may have small brainpans
But next t'politicians they're Einsteins, man!
It ain't me,
It's,
The people that say,
Politi-cians lead us astray
I say,
That,
A lobster today's
Smarter than the pols in every way!
That's right!
A lobster is smarter!
A lobster is smarter - that's right!
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