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Song Parodies -> "Cover Your Feet"

Original Song Title:

"We Got The Beat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Gogos

Parody Song Title:

"Cover Your Feet"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Sequel to Every Toe Has It's Corn
See the woman walking on the street
Painted toes, with sandles on her feet
Strappy shoes, she thinks her feet are fly
But they're all cracked and dry!

Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!

Athlete's foot, just can't stop from scratchin
Better get a tube of Tinactin
Or you won't get no footsie action
Keep those toes out of sight!

Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!

Going dancing, out with Dr. Scholl
Hear the music, it's got lots of sole
I step on your toes, you let out a squeal
I feel like such a heel!

Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!

Toes are sweaty, smelly from the heat
We hop you cover up your feet
Itchin -- reach down
Scratch and scratch and scratch...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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 1   0
 0
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 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
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 4   0
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 5   0
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Billy Florio - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
You finally wrote it...good job
Claude Prez - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a sucker for puns; you nailed it, good job.
Rick D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The Bible makes many a reference to "covering your feet". The Queen Jane's version I have says that phrase is a euphemism for "taking a leak or a dump".
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs Comp.--444. Silly (in a good way)
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Cute!
Phil Alexander - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm afraid this doesn't come close to "Every toe.." - it's OK (OK, so it's better than OK.. .but it's not in the same league as its prequel), but there's not really the material to work with.
Jeff Reuben - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
If I'm being honest, I have to agree with Phil. C wasn't a great letter for me, so I'll have to settle for the agony of Dafeet this round.
Adagio - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute (ABC)!
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I particularly liked the rhymes in the second verse and the puns in the third. Then again, it's all quite corny (nyuk nyuk).
Meriadoc - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
But no Digger the Dermafrotite? ;-D
Jeff Reuben - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry, have to wait for the "D" contest for that one =)
Peregrin - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Muwahahah! "Or you won't get no footsie action" - nice Stones jibe for Merry (who has completely missed it!). Good one Jeff!
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I HATED the original almost as much as I loved this one. I don't know why i'm still laughing... this is a good one.
neminem - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Eh, 4s. I have too little time and too much to do to write long reviews.
Paul Robinson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Jeff - pretty good, 4's.
Ashkicksass - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This is fantastic! I know a girl with cracked yucky feet who wears sandals ALL THE TIME. It's disgusting.
Arwen - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
My feet aren't cracked and ugly!!
Ashkicksass - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! It isn't you honey!

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