Been starvin' so long
Don't know what's come into her mind,
Aint had a decent meal,
In such a very long time.

And if she loses more,
She'll be difficult to see,
Give her a Big Mac, or chicken,
From the KFC.

Been starvin' so long,
Has she forgotten how to chew,
If she don't eat soon,
They'll have to feed her from a tube.

Oh poor Alley,
Lawyer is not the job for you.
Should be an astronaut,
'Cos you'd be weightless on the moon.

Alley Mcbeal where did you go ?
Can't see the star of her own show.
Alley Mcbeal please eat and drink
Cos you are thinner than you think.

Been starvin' so long,
When what she needs to do is dine.
A frozen latte,
Maybe a couple of moon pies,

It's really easy,
Soon you will get the hang of it.
The trick is keeping it down,
Then you'll be much more
Than a stick.

Alley Mcbeal where did you go ?
Can't see the star of her own show
Alley Mcbeal please eat and drink
Cos you are thinner than you think.