-> "Cow Chips Are Real"
Original Song Title:
"Our Lips Are Sealed"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cow Chips Are Real"
The Lyrics
Coming near them
A walk in the grass
There it lies
A field of cow pies
You can feel them
Tread right on them
Assaults your nose
Comes squishing through your toes
May be people who deny
But with my own eyes I can spy
Cow chips are real
City dwellers
Are unaware
A bovine must
Go here and there
They can't comprehend
Lest you clue them
That when you gotta go
Then you gotta go
The evidence is on the make
When a heifer plays patty cake
Cow chips are real
If you're blind you're still aware
What comes from cattle derrieres
Cow chips are real
Tush imparting
Making pies
Quite a soire'
For happy flies
Now I'm hearing
My city friend Gus
Terrorized
By cattle surprised
They're escaping
From the stock pen
And leaving pies
For city gals and guys
Now they know without a doubt
As the neighborhood's airing out
Cow chips are real
On the sidewalk, mince about
Pooper-scoopers selling out
Cow chips are real
Cow chips are real
Cow chips are real
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