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Song Parodies -> "They Love Rare Meat"

Original Song Title:

"We Got the Beat"

Original Performer:

The Go-Go's

Parody Song Title:

"They Love Rare Meat"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More meat silliness!
Carnivores out searching for dead meat
You know that they really wanna feast
They don't want the meat cooked real slow
Triple-X rare is fine

They love rare meat
They love rare meat
They love rare meat

Watch as their mouths really start to drool
Hunger for blood like a pack of wolves
If they could, they'd eat it off the shelf
Raw cow flesh tastes just fine

A treat to eat
They love rare meat
They love rare meat
A treat to eat

A tape worm? Oh yeah, they'll take the chance
Smell of bloody steaks puts them in a trance
Forks dripping blood down their shirts and pants
Triple-X rare is fine

They love rare meat
They love rare meat
They love rare meat
They love rare meat

Disgusting to watch them all eat
Everything from dead cows to sheep
Bloody- not browned
Watch them all chow down

Their bloody plates left all around...

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Porfle Popnecker - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun parody--I'm a "well-done" man myself so I never got the appeal of an undercooked steak. For some reason, everybody in the movies seems to prefer their meat "bloody."
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm the opposite. When I go to a fancy restaurant and order its XXX rare. If it ain't bleedin', I'm leavin' !!! Seriously, I like my meat warm and bloody with a red core. I love Fuddrucker's 1/3 to 1 lb Ostrich or Bison meat that is bloody. Soaks the bun and pools in the center of the plate! I'm a carnivore and am eager to see if someone will actually sell Horse Meat again in the supermarkets now that the limitations are lifted due to under-funding. In Cali we have no slaughterhouses for them but everyone says there's a big market for it. It still has to pass USDA guidelines for operation though. I've had goat and horse meat before, snake and shark. Costco used to carry shark in my area but no more. I wonder why??? It wasn't the fin...??? Security code is LEG, as in leg of lamb!!!

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