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Song Parodies -> "Hey Michael"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Mickey"

Original Performer:

The Go Go's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Michael"

Parody Written by:

Sharon D

The Lyrics

Oh Michael, you're so weird
You're so weird, you blow my mind, hey Michael, hey Michael
Oh Michael, you're so weird
You're so weird, you blow my mind, hey Michael, hey Michael
Oh Michael, you're so weird
You're so weird, you blow my mind, hey Michael

Hey Michael,
You used to be black and with bleach you changed to white
Your face looks just strange and your nose is falling off
Please tell me its not true, bout Winnie the Pooh on your prick, Michael

And when you say let's play, it doesn't mean with toys
You're druggin' kids with pills, Michael, please Michael don't
What's this fascination you have with little boys, Michael?

Oh Micheal, what a pity, you don't understand
You can't take advantage of children at Neverland
Oh Michael, you're so sick, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Michael
Icky poo Michael, icky poo Michael
You're a pedophile, Michael

Hey Michael,
Now when they took you by the... who's... ever gonna know
What a surprise when Winnie started to grow
There's blow ups you can use, so leave the boys alone, Michael

Why don't you confess and put a stop to the freak show
You really need counselling, your brain is completely fried
Oh please Michael, please don't keep up this sham, Michael

Oh Micheal, what a pity, you don't understand
You can't take advantage of children at Neverland
Oh Michael, you're so sick, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Michael
Icky poo Michael, icky poo Michael
You're a pedophile, Michael

Oh Michael, you're so weird
You're so weird, you blow my mind, hey Michael, hey Michael
Oh Michael, you're so weird
You're so weird, you blow my mind, hey Michael, hey Michael
Oh Michael, you're so weird
You're so weird, you blow my mind, hey Michael

Oh Micheal, what a pity, you don't understand
They're going to sue your ass for what happened at Neverland
Oh Michael, you're so sick, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Michael
Icky poo Michael, icky poo Michael
You're a pedophile, Michael

Oh Micheal, what a pity, you don't understand
You need to be locked up for what you did at Neverland
Oh Michael, you're so sick, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Michael
Icky poo Michael, icky poo Michael
You're a pedophile, Michael

Oh Micheal, what a pity, you don't understand
You need to be locked up for what you did at Neverland
Oh Michael, you're so sick, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Michael
Icky poo Michael, icky poo Michael
You're a pedophile, Michael

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Leah Lockhart - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. However, the original was by Toni Basil, not the Go-Go's.
Agrimorfee - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
444. pacing's off in places. Could have written more variations on the chorus.
Jeff Reuben - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
It was aite. And what Leah said.
dobbs - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ Um.... you meant to say "Toni Basil", right?
well hello - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
my boyfriends name is michel HEY MICHEAL ur so sexy! I luv u soooooooooo much let me love u
kiya - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
fab
Toni Basil - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm still responsible for performing the original. The GoGo's never did.

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