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Song Parodies -> "Dandruff (Head and Shoulders Above)"

Original Song Title:

"Tuff Enuff"

Original Performer:

The Fabulous Thunderbirds

Parody Song Title:

"Dandruff (Head and Shoulders Above)"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan C.

The Lyrics

This is my first parody since April, so I' m a little rusty. It's a parody about a man's battle with with his head, mainly his scalp.
I would shampoo ten times with Nizoral D.
Ain't no doubt about it baby my scalp itches like fleas.
I'd wrestle for some Sea Breeze or some Nexus Care.
Just to relieve some of this snow from my hair.

I've got tuff dandruff (4 x's)

I tried some Selsun Blue but my bangs turned green.
Nothing that I wouldn't use, I'd try Afro-Sheen.
My head feels like it's burning giving out snowing and dirt.
Dandruff is a nuisance, give me some Pert.

I've got tuff dandruff (4 x's)

I see the dermatologist seven days a week.
She fainted when she parted and took a peek.
If I don't get to solve this problem real soon,
I may have dig it all out with a spoon.

I've got tuff dandruff (4x's)

I spent a lot of money on the product I hauled
It's not even worth it. I may go bald.
It could've happen to anyone, even that lawyer Al-ly
I wish that it didn't have to happen to me.

I've got tuff dandruff (8x's)
(Fade out)

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