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Song Parodies -> "I Cut Myself"
Original Song Title:
"I Touch Myslef"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Divinyls
Parody Song Title:
"I Cut Myself"
Parody Written by:
Daniel Wynhoff
The Lyrics
this is anoter version written by a 11 year old, so be nice
I cut myself—Daniel Wynhoff
I cry all night, I cry all day
my eyeliner tears here to stay
I wear tight pants no matter what I weigh
no one cares, but I go anywaaaay
Emos hate everybody else
When I think about you I cut myself
Ooh Emos hate everybody else oh no, oh no, oh no
my eyes can’t stop runnin
no can understand
It’s been years since I’ve been laughin
my poetry’s real baadd
my dye job stains my forehead
put bad photographs in my garden shed
I listen to crap, if you could even call it that
I got to shows, where we sing like that
Emos hate everbody elese
When I think about you I cut myself
Ooh Emos hate everybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Emos hate everybody else
And when I think about you I cut myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh
Emos hate everybody else
I cut myself ooh Emos hate everybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I cry all night, I cry all day
my eyeliner tears here to stay
I wear tight pants no matter what I weigh
no one cares, but I go anywaaaay
Emos hate everybody else
When I think about you I cut myself
Ooh Emos hate everybody else oh no, oh no, oh no
my eyes can’t stop runnin
no can understand
It’s been years since I’ve been laughin
my poetry’s real baadd
my dye job stains my forehead
put bad photographs in my garden shed
I listen to crap, if you could even call it that
I got to shows, where we sing like that
Emos hate everbody elese
When I think about you I cut myself
Ooh Emos hate everybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Emos hate everybody else
And when I think about you I cut myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh
Emos hate everybody else
I cut myself ooh Emos hate everybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
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Hi, Daniel! I gotta say, this parody was rather creative, but I do believe this OS is actually from the 90's.
I laughed out loud! I love the first verse.
its not funny at all you want to know why because cuting your self is a medical condition so dont fun of some that dose that because you dont understand how it fells to want life to just end and you wouldnt be thinking it was fun
really cbrand this is meant for fun i dont hate people on principal and bieng 15 now i still dont this believe to be an angry attack but merely a regular joke for this interesting website
Cbrand u r a scrawny pumpas a****** and being a recovering cutter i still find this extremely funny.
Ps: find a knife lol
As a barcode friend, i find this absolutely hilarious, thanks for making my day 😂 xx
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