-> "Killer Grannies Out of Space"
Original Song Title:
"Killer Klowns from Outer Space"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Killer Grannies Out of Space"
The Lyrics
KILLER GRANNIES OUT OF SPACE
Pity Medicare is fading, funds low
Old folks farmed out by truckloads though some won’t go
Most pass easy, some won’t say ’bye
Those Grannies pal gonna make YOU die
They’re gunning for ya, got their own death panels,
all wearin’ frowns
Everybody’s running from these mobs of Killer Grannies
Out of Space!
The Death Czar screams, “You’ve lived a good life”
We’ll bring a gun if you bring a knife
Let us pull the plug; all good things must end
No more wrinkled faces, no frail bones to mend
It’s time to take that stroll in that long final walk of life
You’ll be sleeping soon, freed from death's clutches,
You old motley shrews!
We’re out of space!
Killer Grannies got no place!
They’ve cookies and milk in their hands
Don’t be suckered by their manners
As they creep across the land
Beware of their cunning guile
They’ve fallen off the edge, they’re loco!
Be on guard! They cometh for thee!
Tell YOUR Grannies we offer an insanity plea
And watch your back, elders come in sneaky pairs
Turn them all in please, if you dare
If you want to be sure that
There’s enough health care to go ‘round
Bring righteous thunder down on the heads of
Killer Grannies Out of Space
Killer Grannies Out of Space
Tryin' to reclaim their place
Killer Grannies Out of Space
Granny wants to make her case
Killer Grannies Out of Space
Arsenic and old lace … Grannies kill!
Killer Grannies Out of Space
Better break out the mace …
Grannies!
Kill!
(Repeat and fade - Screaming!)
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