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Song Parodies -> "Girls Love Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Boys Don't Cry"

Original Performer:

The Cure (Robert Smith)

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Love Pie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This parody was actually inspired by Jimmy Fallon, after he had performed "Trees Do Die" as part of Weekend Update on SNL. Hope you enjoy! :). Oh, and it's a parody of how, no matter how many diet fads are out there, in the end, us girls just wanna eat some friggin junk food!
I would say I'm hungry
If I thought it meant that I could dine.
But I know that this time
I ate too much,
With no exercise.

I tried the Atkins diet,
"Cause carbohydrates make you die!
I tried to look like Jared,
Hiding my pizza supplies
But girls love pie!
Girls love pie.

I would give up bread and meat,
And beg for thinness;
Dreams come true!
But those trans fats
We should hate
Are that which always make me drool!

I try not to think about it,
As I order my plate full of fries.
I'm trying to work at it,
Hiding the fat in my thighs!
"Cause, girls love pie!
Girls love pie.

I would stay true,
And eat junk food,
If my weight could stay the same.
But my diet, I still abuse.
My weight's not steady.
It's gone astray.

Misread my measurements,
Sucked in my tummy too far,
Took food for granted,
Until I couldn't eat anymore!

Well, now, I would do most anything
To get back to my normal pants size.
But I just keep on eating,
Like Krispy Kreme is my high!
"Cause girls love pie.
Girls love pie!
Girls love pie.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Diddims - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not a girl, but I like pie!!! Among other junk foods. Starch, fat, sugar, salt, what else could I ask for?
Meriya C. - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
It's so true, and very funny. I too am a girl and you turned that the cure song so well. Viva el Robert Smith! ^_^

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