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Song Parodies -> "Slay The Dragon"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like Heaven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cure

Parody Song Title:

"Slay The Dragon"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Once upon a time...
"Help me, help me, help me," Princess cried, "Now! Quick!"
Then she began to scream real loud
The dragon gave a laugh, so proud
It seemed her future was in check
Bravely then, Sir Bennett yelled, ---""I'll rescue you!
I promise that he won't flambe [flambay]...
He won't flambe poor you!"

Riding to the chasm's edge
The prince, he vowed to chop off its head
He dreamed of all the different ways
Of how'd he make it go
"Hey, you are so far away, " she yelled,
"Where's your sword, you shmoe?
Is there a lance on you?
He'll do a dance on you!"

He--none too brightly
He--thought too longly
He--had no angels
Missing plot, the pouncing dragon
Threw him in the water
He sunk like a rock!
He sunk like a rock!

Princess punched it in its hand
Her meanest fight in all her days
And swung her hips to free her frame
It opened up its fist
She fell outside, no broken bone
Then she grabbed out of her purse
Her knife, and stabbed it in the butt
And did a dance of victory

She--fair and lovely
She--one and only
She--slayed the dragon!


The moral of the story is, "Don't forget to always have your weapon on hand." Or something like that. Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
An awesome story with a great twist, The damsel in distress actually slayed the dragon!!!
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
love the unexpected ending
Stuart McArthur - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
well, if ever there was a video-able parody here it is - just throw Kiera Knightly in, and you're on your way to the Oscars - 555
Michael McVey - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
And on the other end of the scale from the thinking Prince, we have....Agri's version who just gets it done!----MM
tomario - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
nice pacing ,loved the twist, is the prince ok ? 555
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Heehee. . .nice job Agi, one of your better Ages parody, although can't top SLC, but good parody guy. Can't give a long description here, i don't think I can say much that wouldn't echo other opinions.
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES 5) Okay, who saw that one coming? Not me! Love it!
Cat - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) What a great story! I especially love the way you used some of the OS' lines against it.
Jack Wilson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I think I ovted on this just didnt say anything, this is awesome
Yoidy - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Love the twist. A female empowering story! 555
The Charnstar - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - The poor dragon, he got stabbed in the butt! 5-5-5, loved it... but the butt... the butt!
Peter Andersson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I'm just into rediscovering The Cure so this was great timing, as had the courageous princess.
Johnny D - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kind of reminiscient of Ripley in Alien!
Max Power - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Great
bobpiecheese - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
wannabemustangjockey - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Overconfidence gets people in trouble. Oh yeah, and girls are perfectly capable of kicking ass. XD
Jason - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Poor fire-breather! Good parody!
stuart mcarthur - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - and thanks for the tip about always having my weapon on hand, Ag- sure beats that other tip I was given as a teenager that occasionally my weapon should be OUT of hand
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cute as a button, Agri, and a lovely twist at the end. And I ALWAYS carry a weapon in my ha...oh, Stu's aready done that joke. :-( 555
Michael McVey - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM -- same as above.
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like the twist ending. I can see this as a theme song for a Final Fantasy game. In that game, you ALWAYS have your weapon in your hand. Very good, Agri.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, I said it in my AGES comment. . .good parody. . .very good parody. . .
Wolverine - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very good, and I liked the twist too. I'm thinking this knight must have been the one from Dragon's Lair. :-) "Where's your sword, you shmoe?"
Jack Wilson - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5s for this! again!
Tim Mayfield - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) All I can envision is Crocodile Dundee saying 'That's not a knife. That's a knife!" Good job on a sticky subject.
Chris Frederick - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Excellent work! This sounded very Dragon's Lair-esque to me too. Dirk always seemed a little too inept, so no wonder the fair princess had to save the day on her own.
Agrimorfee - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Everybody, thank you so much for the heaps o'praise you've (unexpectedly) given for this little tune. :)
Blaydeman - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Ha! Unearhted this hidden gem from you from awhile back, and I loved it! Reminds me of D&D a little bit. LOL!
Abbott Skelding - October 16, 2013 - Report this comment
I love the twist ending...although if all it takes is a small knife stab to the butt, it can't really be that impressive of a dragon haha. Great work!
Matthias - October 16, 2013 - Report this comment
This one is fantastic. I want to see this one made into a Disney movie and go against their typical damsel in distress point of view.
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wait, I've read this? Twice? Wow, my memory's crap. Anyway, fantastic parody with a great twist, 555 for thee!
Max Power - October 29, 2013 - Report this comment
I don't know why but for some reason, it reminds me of that stupid 1980s Japanese Zelda commercial, I mean...seriously, lol!
Blaydeman - October 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It's funny that I commented on this two years ago! I didn't know it had been that long. I remember it like it was yesterday. Oh well, I still love this!

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