-> "Too Big For Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Just Like Heaven" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Too Big For Heaven"
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"Show Me where you hid those Trix,"
"The ones that taste so good" She said.
"The ones that make you fat." I said.
And she cried so hard, it hurt my head.
"Show me where you hid them,
And I promise you, I'll Promise that
I'll do my exercise. I'll do my exercise."
At point o seven (.07) MPH,
She ran and ran as fast as she could
To the candy shop that was
5 houses away.
"Why is it so far away" She said.
"I left my house at Noon
and got here at two,
Yes I got here at two.
You, Always hungry.
You, Very ugly.
You, Strange because you
put sugar on mashed potatoes,
top it with whipped cream,
No it's not a dream.
It's not a bad dream.
Next she got on top of the scale.
It said she was as big as a whale.
Her face grew red, she started to cry
and she jumped as hard as she could.
She made a hole and fell down through the earth
and into outer space.
We'll miss the good times that she had
and the 31 chins on her face.
You, soft and bony.
You, very lonely
You, too big for heaven.
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