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Song Parodies -> "Just Like Feces"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like Heaven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cure

Parody Song Title:

"Just Like Feces"

Parody Written by:

Weird kid

The Lyrics

Show me, show me show me how you poo that trick
The one that makes me barf
she said
the one that makes me hurl
she said
threw up all around my neck
show me how you poo it
and I try to run away from you
I'll run away from you

Spinning on that dizzy edge
poo on her face
poo on my head
think of all the different ways I had to let her know
"Why are you so far away?"
she said
"Because I'm afriad you will get poo on me"

poo on me...

Poo, soft and mushy
Poo, lost and fluffy
Poo, tastes like chicken
always dancing the toilet,
twisting in it's water
just like the pee
just like the pee

flushing whipped it into shape
must have on the can for days
and move my hips
off the pot
I opened up the door
I fould myself alone, alone, alone
above puddle of pee
that stole the only squirrel I loved
and drowned him deep inside of me

Poo, thick and creamy
Poo, warm and steamy
Poo, chewy gooey
Poo

Just like feces


The cure are like my favorite band. Why am I making fun of my favorite song? I don't know.People please look at my website

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kaw kaw - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
heheh ,,,, funny ,,, i like ... but it was just a bit too disgusting ,,, 555

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