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Song Parodies -> "Chun-King"

Original Song Title:

"Sun King"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Chun-King"

Parody Written by:

Wendell Watkins

The Lyrics

A budget meal Cult classic
[verse] Hot damn oooo mercy ma'am, what the hell is stewin'?
Pre -heat the oven to 300 degrees, what you tryin' to do yeah?!!
Open up the carton, open the can; now you really cookin'.
No one makes noodles like this, I can't resist, though there as Asian as potato knish.
[chorus] Chun-king baby. 3 dollars or 2 for 5.
Chun-king baby. But don't eat it if your pressure's high!
Chun-king baby yeah, yeah. Got the chicken or beef chow mein.
Chun-king! It makes no different cause they taste the same!
[verse] Hey look out! Little Missy Cookout rippin' up the kitchen.
Honey, I can't keep it down! Woman my stomache's goin' 'round.
Bad chef lady on a budget plan, on my knees mama please.
Please put down that can. I'd rather eat Spam. I'll t-t-take you to McDonald'sLand!!!!
[chorus] Chun-king baby. 3 dollars or 2 for 5.
Chun-king baby. But don't eat it if your pressure's high.
Chun-king baby yeah, yeah. Got the chicken or the beef chow mein.
Chun-king! It makes no difference cause they both taste the same!
bridge] Now lemme tell you people. Listen good (hic).
My stomache's crawling like a tired dog.
Went to the bathroom; scared to look at that log, yeah.
That food went through me just a bit too fast.
That food went through me just a bit too fast.
I know that Chun-king ain't so fine!
I know that Chun-king ain't ... so... Waaaaaaah!!!!
[repeat chorus]
I think Ian Astbury would be proud to sing these lyrics!

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McKludge - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Do they still even make Chun King anymore? I haven't seen it in the supermarket in years. Pretty good effort here. Liked the "as Asian as a potato knish" line.

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