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Song Parodies -> "Rohan Calling"

Original Song Title:

"London Calling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Rohan Calling"

Parody Written by:

KowGirl

The Lyrics

A Lord of the Rings Song Parody, sung by Elrond in "The Two Towers"
Rohan calling, from the Land of the Horse
Now Saruman hits with Uruk-hai force
Rohan calling to the Elven world
Come out of the forest, your flags unfurled
Rohan calling, now don't look to here
That Elf-Man Alliance has long disappeared
Rohan calling, Frodo's losing his thing,
Still got the Ring, but hope is failing

The Fourth Age is coming, and Sauron's moving in
Three Walkers keep searchin' for Merry and Pippin
Helm's Deep looks strong but the wall may be breached
Cause Rohan is calling, butówe're crossing the river

Rohan calling, from Theoden's throne
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
Rohan calling though the future looks bleak,
Things look hopeless, and you know Men are weak
Rohan calling and the Uruk-hai shout
They're ten-thousand strong, and they'll take you all out
Rohan calling, need our arrows and bows
They want us to help, relief from their woes

The Fourth Age is coming, and Sauron's moving in
Three Walkers keep searchin' for Merry and Pippin
A structural error, the wall may be breached
Cause Rohan is calling, butówe're crossing the river

(Warg yelps and howls)

The Fourth Age is coming, and Sauron's moving in
Three Walkers keep searchin' for Merry and Pippin
A structural error, the wall may be breached
Cause Rohan is calling, butówe're crossing the river

(Warg yelps and howls)

Now get this
Rohan calling, now Galadriel too
I can hardly believe what she wants us to do
Rohan calling, I'll just send out Haldir
It's not in the book, but hey, we'll go appear

Rohan calling,
I never felt so much alike

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