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Song Parodies -> "Is It Gatwick or Heathrow?"

Original Song Title:

"Should I stay or Should I go"

Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Is It Gatwick or Heathrow?"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

The Clash are going on holiday, but which airport are they going to...
The ticket's surely got to show,
if it is Gatwick or Heathrow,
And the approx'mate boarding time.
But which is the right boarding line?
Now I really have to go,
But is it Gatwick or Heathrow?

Show me please, please, please,
I hope they do coffee or teas.
It took me so much time to pack,
I must not end up driving back.
Now I really have to go,
To either Gatwick or Heathrow?
To either Gatwick or Heathrow now?
To either Gatwick or Heathrow now?

I have to find out on the double,
But I'm having internet trouble.
This connection is so slow,
This local wifi is not free.
And I cannot afford the fee.
I need to find out where to be,
Oh thank God for my 3G.

Come on and show me where to go,
And which route I should follow.


Is is Gatwick or Heathrow now?
Is is Gatwick or Heathrow now?
I had got myself into a muddle,
But 3G got me out of trouble.
So now I'm happy 'coz know,
That it is Gatwick not Heathrow.
It is Gatwick not Heathrow now.

This holiday's already too much trouble,
I need to chill out on the double.
But at least now I know,
That it is Gatwick not Heathrow.

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Callmelennie - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I went to London once thirty years ago. Didn't even know there was such a place as Gatwick airport until my plane touched down there

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