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Song Parodies -> "Will Your Stool Stay Or Will It Go"

Original Song Title:

"Should I Stay Or Should I Go"

Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Will Your Stool Stay Or Will It Go"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Darling, your constipation shows
Will your stool stay or will it go?
If you're not careful on what you dine
It'll be there 'til the end of time
Chances are if you ate dough
You're crap will stay and will not blow

Lay off that cheese cheese cheese
You'll be more happy eating peas
You are addicted to ex-lax
If you want to break up your impact
You need to stay away from dough
If you want your crap to go

Will your stool stay or will it go now?
You should avoid the milk of cows
Opioids in cheese are trouble
and when it's melted, trouble's double
and don't forget to avoid dough
if you want your crap to blow

Make the decision to not eat ghee
If you want to set your bowels free
A regular guy you're supposed to be
Your clothes should fit you easily
You have got to avoid dough
If you want your crap to go

Will your stool stay or will it go now?
If only you could crap like cows
If you eat dough, you are in trouble
If you eat cheese, the trouble's double
If you want to make your crap blow
Eat celery and it will go

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 6

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 5   1

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The Brad Hatter - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice concept, but mediocre delivery, so 3s. Can I ask a Q? Will all of your material be about promoting vegan ways or will you move toward us omnivores in the future? Extremes seldom make anyone happy.
Meat Lover - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment
And there we have it, the vegan obsession with stool, coming from them being too underfeed and their internal automatic body systems too underfueld and hence them too tired to move their bodies around enough to ge their bowels going in a natural way, so they have to live entirely on non-carnivorous stuff that the human GI-system on auto-pilot treats as potentially toxic and hence pushes through as fast as possible. (Not all of it is toxic of course, so you can stay alive on it with the illusion of being healthy for a few years, but basically our GI-system is that of a carnevour and our bodies needs protein and fat to grease and build the system).
Callmelennie - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm with you Brad Hatter and Meat Lover, this sh*t's getting old :D
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
As a confirmed carnivore, I must admit that I can't remember the last time that my "crap" didn't "blow."
vegan minstrel - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
This phenomenal song is at Brad, vegan minstrel's material will always promote veganism. Am not here to appease but to promote health. Meat lover, to say the human digestive system is designed to eat meat is quite unscientific. Porfle, since meat has no fiber, you probably rely on caffeine to keep everything moving. Those who don't care for unhealthy caffeine require plant fiber.
Porfle Popnecker - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
That's why, along with meat and caffeine, I make sure to eat plenty of foods containing plant fiber!
vegan minstrel - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Good to hear Porfle eats plenty of plant fiber. Don't eat too much pig because you don't want people calling you Porkle. A couple spelling corrections had to be made on that karaoke song. The update is at

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