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Song Parodies -> "Bad LaTawnya (the naughty horse)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock the Casbah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Bad LaTawnya (the naughty horse)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

LaTawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs: It's pretty much the children's version of The Eye of Argon. If you haven't heard of it before, you can read about it here: http://pixiestixkidspix.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/a-cautionary-tale-for-horses-and-self-published-authors-everywhere/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latawnya,_the_Naughty_Horse,_Learns_to_Say_%22No%22_to_Drugs I tried to make the writing in this song at least half as bad as the writing in the book. Hopefully I succeeded.
LaTawnya was a naughty horse
That's why they called her that
Did what the other horses told her
Was very very, bad

Like, smoking drugs and alcohol
One day she saw some horses do
Her sisters told her that was wrong
But LaTawnya did it too

That was very naughty
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

That was very naughty
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

Now her sister named LaToya
Slapped the drugs out of her hoof
Her sister Daisy said their parents
When told, would raise the roof

LaTawnya pleaded, crying too
With her sisters not to tell
But they said that they'd still do it
Drugs don't make you feel well

That was very naughty
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

That was very naughty
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

Now they got back to their parents
Horses Sylvia and James
They told her don't do any more
Smoking/drinking games

James said he knew a horse one time
Who OD'd while doing drugs
And then they found him dead one day
Then they had a family hug

That was very naughty
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

That was very naughty
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

That was very naughty (Don't listen to that Chrystal!)
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya

That was very naughty (Stay away from those bad horses!)
Bad LaTawnya
Bad LaTawnya
Incredibly, not only are LaTawnya and the other horses named after the author's children, but LaTawnya herself actually enjoyed the book despite the fact that it portrayed her as a naughty horse who smokes drugs and alcohol: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=124446790903599&id=100000353827857

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