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Song Parodies -> "Shed The Bentley or The Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Should I Stay or Should I Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Shed The Bentley or The Rolls"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

Hard won, two offers to betrothe
Wed the Bentley or the Rolls?
Both are pushing ninety nine
I must decide, don't have much time
So I've got to let one go
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?

They beg me please, please, please
But I'm the one on bended knee
A dress of white, a dress of black
Viagra's kept me on my back
Now which one of them should go?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?

Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
With the Rolls the money's double
But then the Bentley has heart trouble
Which will linger which will go?

This one decision holds the key
The door to wealth or poverty
Which of the two is best for me
Deciding which old geezer gets me
I've got to let one go
Shame I couldn't just keep them both

Ohhhhhhhhhh IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmm split!

Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Which one's kids would give me trouble?
And send me packing with my shovel?
Know I've gotta let one go
Shame I couldn't just keep them both

Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
With the Rolls the money's double
But then the Bentley has heart trouble
So I gotta let one go
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?

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Adagio - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe!
Rick D - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd be happy to just get any choice. You women can never make up your minds! (We used to sing this one "Should I shave or should I grow)
Melhi - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Rick!
Adagio - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, I think it may be just deciding who's going to kick the bucket first.
Meriadoc - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent Melhi! Very clever idea! :-D
Melhi - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry!
Claude Prez - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Lots of good lines but these were my favorite--"Which one's kids would give me trouble?/ And send me packing with my shovel?" Funny and insightful.
Melhi - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude!
Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Shed the Bentley! We love Royce!
... - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Melhi - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Elipsis, glad you enjoyed it! Michael, you have a very good point!

Billy Florio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
it could be renamed the Anna Nicole SMith song
Melhi - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy, yep and boy, did she pick the wrong sugar gramps... I was starting to think she'd married the Count de Saint Germaine. ;)
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Melhi!
Melhi - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva!
AussieBullDog - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Plus, "Anna Nicole" could've rhymed with "Rolls". Still - fives.
Melhi - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks AussieBullDog!
nally - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Very well written!
Suzie Cream Cheese - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Melhi - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Nally and Suzie!
Spaff.com - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
If your garage can handle it, keep 'em both.
Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
But Spaff, isn't double parking illegal?

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