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Song Parodies -> "If You Really Have To Go"

Original Song Title:

"Should I Stay or Should I Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"If You Really Have To Go"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Darling I thought I let you know
If you really have to go
There is something I should say
I had burritos just today
Please use the 2nd floor commode
If you really have to go

I have the window way up high
But I still get tears down my eyes
The paint is peeling off the wall
And the mirror has a constant fog
Please use the 2nd floor commode
If you really have to go

If you really have to go now
If you really have to go now
I think that you should go upstairs
Where there is plenty of fresh air
Please use the 2nd floor commode
If you really have to go

I'm really sorry for what I did
I think we need a brand new lid
It somehow welded to the bowl
To keep the smell under control
Please use the 2nd floor commode
If you really have to go

If you really have to go now
If you really have to go now
I think that you should go upstairs
Where there is plenty of fresh air
Please use the 2nd floor commode
If you really have to go

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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The CrazyCam - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, you fooled me with the title for something incredibly boring. You trickster, Dan! Okay, pacing, it's awkward at certain spots, but not like god awful. The lyrics that follow make sense, but still there is always trouble with following the pace for you. It's fine though, the humor again is so simple but it's still pretty funny. I say keep working on it, and it'll probably turn out to be a very nice parody...what, were you expecting me to point out every single slip in pacing and stress?
Phil Nelson - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Good stuff

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