Song Parodies -> The Magnificent Obama

Original Song Title:

"The Magnificent Seven"

Original Performer:

The Clash

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Magnificent Obama"

Parody Written by:

gipper40

Just call me the right wing Joe Strummer baby!
Ring Ring It’s 6 am!
Here comes that train that never ends..
Kool-aid sprayed in your face,
Brings you back to this Obama place
Where Barney Frank and the bankers rule!
High on socialism, work those blues!
The Obama media and that crazy Rush
One says love the other says nuts!
From my AM to FM and the PM too
The left wing is out to distort the truth!
He wants you up and he wants you out!
And wants everybody to keep it up!
Gimmie tax cuts, give me bologna
TARP bill so high and real phony!
I want some jobs, where is their sense?
The bill’s to high… Conservative dissent!

Got Jobs! What?
Spending’s high, give it all we’ve got!
Got jobs? What?
Don’t stop! Yeah!

I’m working for a raise to better my station
Obama won’t allow me any sophistication!
I work so hard… I want my dice!
However welfare checks seems so nice…
Never mind that, it’s time for a bust
In the land of Obama I’ve lost my luck!
My heart goes slow in this four year term
Minutes drag and 2012 squirms!

Wave bub-bub-bub-bye! To your boss
Job’s been cut.. Another capital loss!
But anyway, the new bell screams!
Trust the Government to do your thanng!
Dictator!!!

What do we have for entertainment?
Obama’s on television testing my patience!
Now that snooze snaps my attention
Another tax cheat wants to work my pension!
Tim & Tom shoot for Promotion!
This whole damn thing is playing like a sham!
Money floating in air, votes in a car
This Al Franken mess is getting out of hand!

Votes! What?
Count up! Don’t stop!


Get back to argue and fuss some more
Obama won’t allow you to walk out his door!
It’s no good for us to be played like racists,
Political correctness corrupts every basis!
You’re guessing.. I’m bettin‘!
Obama doesn’t want you to be getting!
Don’t you ever think long enough to stop
We gotta get ourselves out of this gear!
Don’t you ever think long enough to stop
We need to pull ourselves out of this gear!
Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels, to the liberals, they’re portrayed like angels
Marx was kent- made no sense!
Engels lent him unnecessary pence

What did they get? Stupidity and Socialism!

W Bush and Wilson Reagan
war hawks who dared and fought the game!
But they were denounced by the other team
Liberals said they should be jailed!
What is true? What is false?
To liberals you’ll be given the same reward!
Clintonistas and Obama fixations
Both way dangerous to this nation!
Tax cuts for all or spend, spend, spend!
Which is more favorable to the hundred millions?
News flash: Obama sucks up all our money… bye-bye!
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Michael Pacholek - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't you understand how dumb it is to use a song by the band who titled an album "Sandinista!" as a right-wing screed? But then, if there were a right-winger as good as Joe Strummer, we'd have found him by now. Ted Nugent? An idiot.
gipper40 - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
It's called Illustrating absurdity by being absurd you liberal twit! haha! Have a sense of humor, man!

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