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Song Parodies -> "Will You Suck Or Will I Blow"

Original Song Title:

"Should I Stay Or Should I Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Will You Suck Or Will I Blow"

Parody Written by:

Jan-UK

The Lyrics

I'm talking about the new vacuum cleaner and whose turn it was - what else did you think I meant?
Darling, you gotta let me know
Will you suck or should I blow?
If you say that you'll do mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Will you suck or should I blow?

It's always tease, tease, tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day it's fine I'm on all fours
But now it's my turn 'stead of yours!
Well, come on and let me know
Will you suck or should I blow?

Chorus:
Will you suck or should I blow now?
Will you suck or should I blow now?
If I blow there will be trouble
and if you suck it will be double
So come on and let me know...

The indecision's bugging me
It's always you and never me
Exactly WHEN'S it gonna be
Don't you know which end you even should be?
Come on and let me know
Will you suck it while I blow?

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Claude Prez - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I have the same problem with my "vacuum cleaner". Try taking your "vacuum cleaner" out to dinner.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
From the title I expected this one to suck, donīt know if I should be disappointed or not. :-)
Guy - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah! - That's like, what does a woman do sitting down, a man does standing up and a dog does by lifting its leg?

What do you think?

Shake hands of course.

Very good 'I gotcha' with this one. Loved it. But of course I was thinking vacuum cleaner all along.
Melhi - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, Jan!
Jan - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude: My 'vacuum' gets dinner laid on every night - too full of dirty air - but then can't really complain when the 'old bag' gets bigger and bigger! K1: Depends which end you're coming from Guy: Pull the other one! Melhi: Thanks

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