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Song Parodies -> "I Fought A Dog (And The Dog Won)"

Original Song Title:

"I Fought The Law (And The Law Won)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"I Fought A Dog (And The Dog Won)"

Parody Written by:

Stella

The Lyrics

I've got stitches in my bum
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
It was a psychotic Alsatian
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
Walked past a beware of the dog sign
But I didn't see one
Then all of a sudden I heard a bark
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the......

Biting my legs was this Alsatian
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
Chunks out of my legs and out of my bum
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won

Sitting down is really hard
With my chewed up bum
This Alsatian was really mad
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the...

I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the dog won
I fought a dog and the...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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John Barry - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
An empathetic fives. This scenario mirrors almost exactly whay happened to me a while ago, except it was a shepherd and I got it on the shin and thigh.
Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Much better pacing! Nice one. 555
MrMacphisto - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Doggone good... 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good effort here, Stella. 555
Barry Wilson JR. - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
The only way this would have made more sense... and been even funnier... if it was about Mike Vick.
Peregrin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Like John Barry, I can relate. 5's for the parody, 0's for the dog.

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