-> "Chavs Are Bastards"
Original Song Title:
"Rock The Casbah"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chavs Are Bastards"
Parody Written by:
Mike K
The Lyrics
Now you see them everywhere you go
Talking crap and hitting cops
Always congregate in massive gangs
Being 'proper' on your block
They drive in ugly little hatchbacks
And think they can win in fights
With their tracksuits and their Burberry
They look like a bunch of shite
CHORUS
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
The girls wear loads of make-up
They just look like stupid slags
Why do these guys think they're cool
Just by lighting up a fag?
They've invented a new language
And they 'chill' in Burger King
They get jewelry off the market
Saying 'check out all ma bling!'
Do they think they're hard as concrete
Just cos' pensioners are scared
They've always got shaved hair
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
Now over at the nightclub
Oh! They really pack 'em in
They think they're looking stylish
They're as stylish as a bin
They cause trouble at the pictures
Always talking on their phones
They know its their slutty mother
Telling them to come back home
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
They don't have education
Cos' they always get expelled
But at least they've got a job now
Got The Big Issue to sell
You can find them down the market
Buying Reebok fakes
Then it's off to cause trouble
On their council estate
Do they think they're hard as concrete
Just cos' pensioners are scared
They've always got shaved hair
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
I really don't like them
Chavs are bastards
Chavs are bastards
I'd like to run them over
Sometimes I just can't take it.
They know that we hate it.
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