-> "Gondor Calling"
Original Song Title:
"London Calling" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Gondor calling to the faraway lands
the war is declared, the swords are on our hands
Gondor calling to the Races Free
the bonfires are lit, the fight is on the spree
Gondor calling, now don't deceive us
Phoney Sarumania has to bite the dust
Gondor calling, see the hatred burns
in Hornburg the tide of the Orc hordes turns
The Fourth Age is coming, Dark Lord's coming in
Bloodshed expected, the ranks growing thin
Orcs have start'd running , but we have no fear
Cause Gondor is calling - we'll fight by the river
Gondor calling to the Pelennor field!
Get sword now you Free Men, put on helm and shield!
Gondor calling the zombies of death
Fulfill now your oath - and draw another breath
Gondor calling - now show out your flag!
Cause while we arrived we had sails which were black
Gondor calling, see the stakes are high
We want to get that one with the Lidless Eye
The Fourth Age is coming, the hobbits sneaking in
Ring is destroyed, the Dark Lord growing thin
The Eldar are waning, but Men have no fear
Cause Gondor is calling and King comes by the river
Now get this -
Gondor calling, yes, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? The King has come true!
Gondor calling, the rings are undone
Fourth Age has come, and Sauron is gone
I never felt so much ALIVE!
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