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Song Parodies -> "Miss Muffet's Lament"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Milky Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Church

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Muffet's Lament"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Sitting my tush right on my tuffet
You come on down to give me fright
I got time to plot an assasination
I'm eating curds and whey tonight

No, this will not be like the last time
You scared me away, I took flight
Little Boy Blue is here to give protection
Eating my curds and whey tonight

Wish I knew just what I eat them for
The stuff is smelly and it's white
Cottage cheese is what it is made for
Curdled milk? That's it all right

And you are no itsy bitsy spider
What makes you think you have the right?
Mother Goose, what's with this inclination?
Eating my curds and whey tonight

(Little Boy Blue blows his horn in lieu of bagpipes for a solo)

Wish I knew just what I eat them for
The stuff is smelly and it's white
Cottage cheese is what it is made for
Curdled milk? That's it all right

Eating my curds and whey tonight...
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee

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Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(see this parody on AmiRight's "New Entries" page for April 7th)

Nursery rhymes are an immense yet not-frequently-tapped resource for clever parodies, like this one.
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny !
Rick Cormier - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job! I used to sing this in a cover band I was with for a while. (well....not this, the OS)...555
Serafina - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this one the other day...it's quite creative.

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