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Song Parodies -> "The Caroline Airhead Song"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"The Caroline Airhead Song"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

Here's a parody about the most eloquent of speakers, uh, ya know, uh, what's her name, oh, Caroline Kennedy. Yeah, uh, she really is gifted and, uh, uh, can really conduct a, uh, good interview, uh, to the audience, ya know? The media attacked Sarah Palin for making one small mistake, but 168 "ya know's" with Caroline Kennedy is somehow overlooked. Typical media bias!!
She's a Kennedy and a big put-on
Wish she'd go away 'cause she's always wrong
A left-wing ding-dong
She's related to Martin Sheen
And she won't give up 'cause she's a Kennedy queen
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "ya know?"
She's just a housewife baby!
She said, "I'm just a housewife, baby!"
She said, "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

She's giggling inside with a snaggletooth
I'd wear a bag on my head - if I was in her shoes
Uncle Ted loves his booze
Yeah, we know she lies with her grotesque mouth
She's a healthcare whore, that's what she's all about
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "Ya Know?"
She's just a housewife baby!
She said, "I'm just a housewife, baby!"
She said, "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

She's a dem to despise, a tax cheat, too!
She'd make her daddy proud
The way she speaks untruths
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "Ya Know?"
She's just a housewife baby!
She said, "I'm just a housewife, baby!"
She said, "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

She's unqualified and she'll lie to you
She's a leftist lowbrow
Deception's nothing new
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "ya know?"
She's just a houswife baby!
She said, "I'm just a houswife, baby!"
She said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

By the way, the "uh" is put in place of the clapping in the original song. You can see how, uh, dumb Caroline is, uh, uh, ya know, uh, well, you can check it out for yourself at the following youtube site- (www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT8G6Qf7Ngo)

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
555 votes for a very funny & creative parody...
rob - May 24, 2009 - Report this comment
great parody. loved the "uncle ted loves his booze". might as well get that idiot as long as the murderer still hangs around the sceen.
bor - May 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Sucked. I would vote -1 but that doesn't appear on the ballot

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