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Song Parodies -> "Gay Wrestler's Girl"

Original Song Title:

"My Best Friend's Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Wrestler's Girl"

Parody Written by:

David R. Foster

The Lyrics

This song is about my fruity friend's girlfriend, Rachael.
Rach's dancing down the street
With her suede brown eyes
And her boyfriend won't repeat
He's got a real gay surprise

Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
She thinks it's coy
Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
She loves his enjoyment of boys

She's gay wrestler's girl
She's gay wrestler's girl
And I will make her mine

Rach has her soft long hair
And her pristine teeth
And when she licks her lips
I feel something deep beneath, beneath, beneath

Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Yeah, she thinks it's coy
Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Here Rach comes again
She really loves he's gay, she loves that he likes boys

‘Cause she's gay wrestler's girl
She's gay wrestler's girl
And I will make her mine
For her I pine

(Guitar Solo)

Rach's dancing down the street
With her suede brown eyes
And her boyfriend won't repeat
He's got a real gay surprise

Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Here Rach comes again
Oh, she thinks it's coy
Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Here Rach comes again
She really loves he's gay, she loves that he likes boys
She's gay wrestler's girl
She's gay wrestler's girl, oh, oh
I shall make her mine
For her I pine

Gay wrestler's girlfriend
Gay wrestler's girlfriend
I shall make her mine
Gay wrestler's girlfriend
Yeah yeah
Gay wrestler's girlfriend
I shall make her mine

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