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Song Parodies -> "Won't Be No Breedin'"

Original Song Title:

"Just What I Needed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Be No Breedin'"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

i don't see no action here
i'm wastin' all my time
cause when it seemed we were so near
they suddenly got shy...yeah
there'll be no children she will bear
i've nothin' for the science fair
i regret my comin' here
and wastin' all my time

i guess there won't be no breedin'
(won't be no breedin')
i couldn't seem to succeed
i guess there won't be no breedin'
(won't be no breedin')
they won't be doin' the deed

elephant was hangin' out
the pig looked half-asleep
i showed him where to stick it in
i told him "ram it deep"...yeah
this project started out so well
but i believe its gone to hell
elephant's still hangin' out
the pig is fast asleep

i guess there won't be no breedin'
(won't be no breedin')
i couldn't seem to succeed
i guess there won't be no breedin'
(won't be no breedin')
they won't be doin' the deed

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Rick Ocasek - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, we released the original in the 70s. But it was a great parody of our song, I give it straight 5s.
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry mr. ocasek...by the way your first name is "ric"...hee hee hee
Birgitta - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job S.P.A. :-D You're pacing is literally perfect...you're not off in 1 single place.Funny too! You deserve tons of votes for this one. Keep up the good job. :-D
south park al - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you for the kind words, birgitta
Ric Ocasek - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I know... but I decided to put a "K" on the end cuz' I felt like it.
Cat - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
It looks just wrong when you put a K on the end, you sheez. Eh. It was okay, but the chorus doesn't come until the end of the second verse.

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